Wednesday, 1 June 2011

A load of Faf!

Me and my spoon
A couple of weeks ago I went to the Bookseller Awards. I thought I could meet some interesting people and fashion a completely awesome blog post out of it. Instead I got drunk and said/shouted something incoherent at Danny Wallace. I'm sure he didn't mind, he has the kind of hair that attracts drunken shouting. So instead you get a picture of me with a spoon on my nose.

So then, as I toiled over my UV2012 synopsis, I thought I'll write a blog post about how to write a really good synopsis. But obviously to have any weight and meaning I'd have to win UV2012 first. Only then will people listen to me, stroke their beards and nod in agreement.

So instead you get a blog post about nothing what so ever.

But I do look good with that spoon.