|Bearded loon hermit|
But that's all lies.
They're just protecting their own slice of the writing pie bonanza. This cabal, the same people that refused to publish my ground breaking work 'The Very Silent and Uninteresting Boy' (about a boy who does nothing, 400 page picture book. Drop me a line if you're interested.), don't want us muscling in on their biblio-gold mine.
|Illiterate weirdo drop-out|
Exactly, everyone of them is a freak, weirdo or drop-out. It's got to be easy if this bunch can do it.
That's probably why no one picks up my books, they're just too clever.