Leave for work 7: 30am: Wonder what I've just done for the last hour.
Drive to Windsor/Slough; Distance 19 miles: 50mins-80mins depending on how many of the over-populated population aren't ski-ing, The Datchet Level Crossing of Doom, and if I spot a Red Kite or a Buzzard.
Work 9am-5:30pm: BOOKS!
Drive home: 50mins-1 millennium: See above but add everyone trying to avoid all the accidents on the motorway.
Get home 6:20pm+: Watch the squirrels. Possibly steal the neighbour's cat to stroke and calm down. Eat dinner.
7:30pm+: Do stuff I like. Write. Read. Play some crazy flash game where I have to save the universe. Phone people up I like or I am related to.
10:30pm+: Go to bed.
3:00am: Get woken up by drunken woman shouting, car alarms going off or the end of the world.
6:50am: Get up.
7:30/50am: leave for work. Think I should probably get up earlier to leave on time.
Drive to Hereford; Distance 27 miles: 40mins-50mins depending on which crazy route I choose, articulated lorries, tractors, Barn Owls, cute lambs, amazing views, insane amounts of potholes, Buzzards, checking out the name of a pub, brilliant dawns, snow on the hills.
Drive home: 40-50mins: Barn owls a-go-go!! Brilliant sunsets. Snow on the hills. Wonder why I've left work over an hour early...
Get home 5:00pm+: Stare at the hills. Get distracted by the painted on stars. Think about buying a Land Rover Defender and shooting all the rabbits...
6:00pm+: Eat dinner. Do what I like, then go down the pub.
9:00pm: Wonder how it is only 9pm seeing as I've drunk so much.
10:30pm: Sobered up, go to bed.
3:00am: Wake up as it's too quiet.
More on this experiment later.