Tuesday, 4 February 2014

Square One Here I Come

Sadly, I find myself agentless. I guess these things happen but now I feel like I'm back at square one. Instead of being all sad about it I thought I'd come up with a list of all the things I've missed doing while trying to get an agent.

  1. Writing synopsissseses. I don't know how I get through the day not doing these.
  2.  Sending queries from the wrong email address. At least it isn't kinkyleatherboy@gmail.com or MarkIsA@hotmail.com.
  3. Trolling #askAgent. I'm sure the agents have missed me too. Who wouldn't want to answer questions like 'Can you guess the colour of my pants?" or "Is there anything that makes earwax taste nice?"?
  4. Sending queries with horrendous spelling mistakes. In the agent's name.
  5. Getting 5 rejections in one day.
  6. Trying to keep track of all the agency hopping.
Right, I've got to start thinking of some questions for the next #askAgent...