Wednesday, 5 March 2014

Amazing Writing Advice #28: How to write a blog regularly

You might have noticed that no matter what happens I have this blog written and posted every Wednesday. I'm not like these bloggers who get distracted by moving house or getting married or little mice with clogs on. No matter what, I'm here blogging. Cats on fire; I'm here blogging. Shoes in orbit; I'm here blogging. The towns run out of Frazzles and I have to drive 200 miles to get a bag; I'm here blogging. Elephants in my mustache; I'm here blogging. No matter what, I'm here blogging. So here's my 18 point plan to how to keep blogging no matter what:

  1. Pick a day when you don't have too do much. I find week days are the best and are also quiet as everyone else is at their 'proper' jobs.
  2. Keep a list of subjects to blog about close by. I use the dictionary. Next week is all about 'at'.
  4. Sorry, I don't know what happened there.
  5. Pick a subject you have knowledge about. Don't try to bluff your way through by inventing an alter ego so you can justify your ignorance.
  6. Remember when you are supposed to blog.
  7. Frazzles.
  8. Hrrrheheheehhhhhhh AND THAT'S IT!
Soon you'll have a wildly successful blog that everyone loves and...stuff.