But you know this is just excuse to put up the short weird poem I wrote (short?! It's four lines!!!). I think Lauren was glad I didn't get to read it or anything else out but her hopes have been foiled by the internet! Bwa-hahahahaha!
Where did you find that monster crab?
I stole it from the madman's lab,
Watch out for its fearsome pincer,
Or you'll look like you're been through a giant mincer.
It sends a shiver down the spine, doesn't it?